Are freeloaders dragging down your site? Running up your hosting bill and eating up your time? Turn the tables and make them regret they ever tried your site!
Huge binary files to blow through their mobile phone quota.
Seizure-inducing animated GIFs. Coming soon!
Tiny ZIP files that uncompress into disk-filling behemoths. Coming soon!
Photos of random static, in retina resolution. Coming soon!
JSON callbacks that will slow their browsers to a crawl. Coming soon!
So you can tweak them when they finally figure out what's happening. Coming soon!